Hot girl status

A Girl Is Beautiful ♥

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.Not Hot =p =D

She Is Not a Temperature ..=p ♥

Engineer status

Question: Define LOVE and explain in detail?
(10 marks)

Answer:
MBA Student's Ans. Love is life.
(marks 1/2 out of 10)

Medical Student's Ans. Love is pain.
(marks 1/2 out of 10)

Engineering Student's

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Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

TYPES:
1 sided &
2 sided

AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age

SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandle......
(marks 10 out of 10)

MORAL: Don't play with engineers, thay can do any thing for 10 marks!!!

double meaning jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of People
Where Two People Are Thinking Of Sex
And All Other Are Thinking Of Food??
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A Wedding... :) :)

one liner Facebook status

When we were little, “I’m going to tell your mom” was the scariest sentence ever!
hahaa xD