teacher facebook status

A Lady Broke A Signal.

Policeman : Hey Lady! Stop The Car..

Lady : Please Officer, Let Me Go..I'm A School Teacher..

Policeman : Ahaaaaaaaa..I've Waited For This Moment All My Life..

Now Write "I Will Never Break A Signal Again", 500 Times"..

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Missing someone and loves status

* There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.


* What women should know: A man who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.
What men should know: A women who truly loves you will be angry for so many times, but will stick around.

* There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.

* A boy gave his girlfriend a challenge :- to live one day without him & if she did it he would love her more......... The girl agreed and she didn't talk to him for 1 day without knowing he had only 24 hours to live because he was suffering from cancer.
She went to his house the next day , tears falling from her eyes as she saw him lying in a coffin with a note on the side:'Yea you did it baby.. so now you can do it everyday :'(

 

funny girls status

Touching story ♥

A boy and a girl went for a walk.

While walking, the boy hits his leg to a stone & starts bleeding.
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He looks at the girl hoping that she would tear her dupatta and wrap it around his leg.

The girl looks in his eyes and says,
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"Don't Ever think abt it! This Is my designer suit

Wife: Hi, Did You Eat?
Husband: Did You Eat?
Wife: Are You Copying Me?
Husband: Are You Copying Me?
Wife: I Love You!
Husband: Yes, I Already Ate

Cool attitude status-1

1 day i met money
i said u r jst a piece of paper
money smiled:) & said ohk ofcourse am i...
bt i havnt seen a dustbin in my life.....
dts called attitude...

Some people are just so FAKE that if u look properly at the back of their neck, u'll find a tag saying "MADE IN CHINA" :D

Always remember, Money is not evrything in life, But make sure u earn sufficient before thinking such nonsense...

The one most common lie on the internet:
"I have read and agreed to the terms of service."